Conversation before bed

Pickle: We are doing body work at school.

Momma: Oh really?  What sort?

P:  There is a little skeleton on the shelf, it's new.  DO NOT TOUCH IT, DO NOT take it to a table.  It is just for looking.  With your eyes.

M: Oh Ok.

P: It's knees and feet and hands move.

M: How do you know that?  If you aren't supposed to touch it?

P: Ahhhh... I just do.  Did you know if you had no bones you would just be a big slug.  A BIG SLUG Momma.

M: That's right, a big slug.

P: Inside your skeleton are your organs.

M: I know!

P: and your intes... integ... intestegans; they are gooey.

M:  What?

P: Your intestegans, they are gooey, you can't touch them, they are inside.

M: Right, your intestines, you think they look gooey?

P: You can't touch them, why can't you touch them?

M: They are inside you.

P: But I want to touch them, How can I touch them?

M: You know... lets have some quiet time.